ode to my bad kitty.

ode to my bad kitty

"You want the big black one with the broken tail?"

"Yeah."

"Great. We've been having some trouble adopting him out."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah... I'm not sure why. He's really pretty and he has a lot of personality."

"Yeah, I don't know either."

Pretty kitty. Sweet kitty. Talkative kitty, why use your scratching post when you have the couch? Why use your bed when you have mine? Why play with your toys when you have bottle caps and packing tape? Why drink from your water dish when there's two, no three, toilets and a pool?

Most importantly, lovely kitty, why use your litter box when you can use my clean laundry?

Nice kitty.